For Historians: If Robin Hood was Gay, Then Jefferson was a Christian

The historical revisionists have been tinkering again. This time its with Robin Hood.

According to people who have absolutely no proof, but offer opinions anyway, Robin Hood was gay, and Maid Marion never existed. No letters or correspondence, eye-witnesses, or proof, yet we are supposed to accept it as fact.

With that as the standard, why then is it so difficult for these same historians to accept the fact that all of our Founding Fathers had a deep and abiding faith in God?  There are reams of documents, letters, speeches and notes to prove it, yet their faith is either denied, dismissed, or mentioned as an afterthought as though they remembered they might have had a library card.

Even Thomas Jefferson, who is referred to as an atheist by many historians, and who wrote a book called the “The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth,” said in reference to the Bible, “It is a document in proof that I am a real Christian… a disciple of the doctrines of Jesus.”

So here’s the deal: if Robin Hood was gay, then Thomas Jefferson was a Christian.  There is certainly more proof to substantiate that.